Marriage is bliss they said. Marriage gives you a partner for life they said. Well, why doesn’t anybody warn us about the irritating habits of these partners? While women are taught how to make Sambar or chicken, why aren’t they warned about dirty underwears and sweat stains? And this isn’t even the worst part. While husbands are adults (or at least supposed to be), they come with their own annoying husbands. Here is the annoying husbands starter pack for all of you!

#1 Leaving their wet towel on the bed

Not only do they shamelessly walk out of the bathroom in their towels, they also conveniently leave it on the bed as a token of appreciation for their dear bed! And it will remain so until taken away by the wife as she whispers sweet abuses into thin air!

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#2 Farting around the house is their guilty pleasure

Don’t be surprised if you hear a fart or two as the husband is busy watching sports on TV. Don’t be surprised if they give you a sly smile after that. Like they say, love is in the air. So what if love is a little stinky?

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#3 husbands can’t poop right without their phones

Now this is a secret. All husbands have this pact with their intestines that unless they don’t use their phone to share unnecessary bro memes and not-so-funny-videos, poop shall not arrive.

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#4 Dirty plates would go everywhere but the sink

Ladies, here’s another secret. Husbands are essentially blind with areas like the kitchen sink. Why? Because they would leave their dirty plates basically anywhere (even in the garbage bin) but the sink that screams for attention!

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#5 Thou toilet seats shall never be down, Amen!

What is it with men not wanting to go down! Errr, I meant men not wanting to put their toilet seats down? Is it a disgrace? Or is it merely too much efforts?

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#6 Things will not go back to where they come from

Step 1- Open the wardrobe. Check.

Step 2- Take out your shirt. Check.

Step 3- Close the wardrobe. Error.

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#7 Water bottles are to be refilled through magic

How can you expect your hubby dear to refill empty water bottles? They use magic for that. Except the fact that YOU are the magician girl! You filled his life with love so go fill them bottles too!

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#8 Make fun of you under totally irrelevant circumstances

Do we all know those kinds of husbands who practically take a dig at you in social gatherings and then gloat over it when others laugh? Yes, ALL HUSBANDS.

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I’m sure these are not all. So let us know your points!

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Srilaxmi is a dynamic person with many feathers in her hat. Along with her Professional education in Journalism, she is involved with many creative activities. She believes in the classic rule of simplicity and loves to experiment with her kool sense of fashion and latest trends.

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