Movie: Kya Kool Hain Hum 3
Director: Umesh Ghadge
Star Cast: Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani, Krushna Abhishek, Shakti Kapoor, Darshan Zariwala, Sushmita Mukherjee
Kya Kool Hai Hum 3, the third part of Kya Kool Hai Hum franchise with almost the same actors Aftab Shivdasani, Tusshar Kapoor and one new entrant Krushna Abhisheik. The movie explored an altogether new genre of sex comedy which miserably failed to gel with the audience. With double meaning dialogues, cheesy scenes and repetition of words idhar-udhar, upar-neeche and lame dialogues, the movie sucks big time.
The film starts off with the basic introduction of best buddies Rocky (Aftab Shivdasani) and Kanhaiya (Tusshar Kapoor), who have, so far, done everything together. Kanhaiya apparently suffers from a colour disorder, because of which every time he sees the colour red, he becomes ‘cock-eyed’. Kanahiya’s father is played by Shakti Kapoor and his wife is Meghna Naidu the kaliyoon ka chaman girl. Meghna Naidu is the sauteeli maa of Krishna. Kanahiya and Rocky due to their constant goof ups, end up broke and homeless. However, a ray of hope comes to them in the form of their long lost friend Mickey (Krishna Abhishek) who is based in Bangkok, who invites Rocky and Kanhaiya to Bangkok to try their hand at making a living there. However, what Mickey refrains from telling them is that he makes porn (DP Dirty picture) films for a living, along with his regular set of actors in the form of Sakku (Gizele Thakral), Mary Lee (Claudia Ciesla), Sushil (Andy Kumar) and his colleague played by Danny Sura. Though Rocky and Kanhaiya are initially reluctant to work as porn stars, the lure for money convinces them to agree to be a part of Mickey’s porn star group.
Kanhaiya falls head over heels in love with Shalu (Mandana Karimi). In order to impress her, he always is willing to walk that extra mile. But when Shalu tells Kanhaiya that her father Surya Karjatya (Darshan Jariwala) wants to see him and his family for their marriage, Kanhaiya, left with no choice, tells the ‘porn stars’ group to disguise themselves as his traditional ‘sanskari’ family. The film spoofs names of the films where Sholay becomes Kholay, Singham becomes Lingam and the names get cheesier, kick becomes lick.
The first half of the movie is indecently decent enough to bear while second half goes overboard with repetition and the same boob show time and again. The music could have been better and foot thumping, while the songs too were clicked and weren’t soothing to ears. The song ‘Jawaani le doobi ‘had Gauhar Khan in a special appearance. While the other songs were just stretching the movie father.
The only good part in the movie was to watch Ritesh Deshkmukh in a special appearance. While Tusshar Kapoor the seedha saddha Krishna Kanhiya does his best to act, he is fine with his act but still fails to create his screen presence. Aftab Shivdasani, was as always over the top (pun intended) as an actor, too loud, too pompous and every dialogue was exaggerated by him. Gizele Thakral had only her lip and boob jobs in the movie while Claudia was only getting carried away and making slutty noises.
The movie lacked story, screenplay and the one liner were so lame that nowadays one doesn’t even share it on social networking sites. Indeed the worst porn com genre to watch.